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(678): View more from Georgia

Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.

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I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?

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(253): View more from Washington

dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.

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(513): View more from Ohio

she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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(816): View more from Missouri

he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life

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(863): View more from Florida

There's no time frame.

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For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.

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