Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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