PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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