What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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