It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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