Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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