How'd it feel making her break her religion?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
