Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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