oh god the rape fog is back!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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