There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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