I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
