I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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