When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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