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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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