I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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