How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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