I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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