I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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