the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Randomize