Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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