didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just wanna soil my oats bro
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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