return my video game
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
are you so shy because you have an std?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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