im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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