So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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