so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
its not stalking. its research.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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