It's like God shit irony all over that family
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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