i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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