we have pet lesbian snakes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You made out with two different species that night
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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