I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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