Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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