I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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