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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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