sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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