Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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