He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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