You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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