May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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