i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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