Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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