Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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