of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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