We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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