you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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