you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
so much tequila, so little girl.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
