There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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