Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize