i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize