I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
