living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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