out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Vodka?
Forever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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