If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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