my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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