I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Come see our sink grown plant.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
