covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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