brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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