i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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